My road to riches

Dear all,

i found this interesting article that reflects our daily lives. I shares amazing similarity to what we face today. read on…

Subject: Scientific breakthrough

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery
of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element
has been tentatively named Governmentium.

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one
reaction to take four days to complete when it would normally take less
than a second. Some scientists speculate that Governmentium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium -
an element which radiates just as much energy since it has half as many
peons but twice as many morons.

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Think about how this new discovery is related to our country. *hint *hint

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