My road to riches

Warning: Some ppl may find the following post offensive and degrading to the woman kind, but what the fark, i dont give a farking damn.

I have been conducting a very large scale project approximately 10 years ago (started when i began the puberty era) and although it is still on going, i wouild like to share my current result with all of u. I might get crucified for this, but hey, i’ve got my theories and evidence. feel free to comment.

here is my theory:

"A womans’ breasts sizes berkadar songsang with their brain size"

a here is a professional chart i created to support the theory, click to enlarge:

And finally, here is the mathematical expression:

intelligence = brain size (gram) / breast size (cup size in inches)

Take Aminah (fictional) for example, she has a cup size of D, which is approximately 4 inches and her brain size is 500 gram. Thus, aminah’s intelligence would be 500/4 = 125. or some shit like that.

This theory is from my personal experience in dealing with our female counterpart. Some of the prime examples that prove my theory right:

1. Pamela Anderson (i know they are silicone tits, but still…)
2. Our beloved Kak Rapidah.
3. David Beckham
4. A lot more women i met in my life that cannot be named to protect their identity (and also my safety),

If you can think of anymore, feel free to add it to my comment, try to keep names out, i wanna keep my blog clean. Have a nice day.

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